Like A Boss

I'm wrapping up a week of crashing at Jason and Enid's place in Sacramento. "I don't normally visit a place to ______, but when I do I go to Sacramento." Insert 'sweat balls', 'be bored out of my mind', or 'laugh my ass off with friends'.

Here's my life for the past two nights:

1. 4pm (Friday) JayNid's wedding rehearsal in Davis;
2. 7pm rehearsal dinner at Il Fornaio, back to their house;
3. 9pm head over to Corey's house for drinks and Monte Cristos;
4. 1am view the GUSD season 1/episode 2, really hard to explain what the self made video of a middle school student looks like, but try to imagine a young Jason using the commode as a steering wheel and putting on his mom's mascara for a mustache.
5. 2:30am (Saturday) back home.
6. 6am up;
7. 6:30am Enid's grandfather in Puerto Rico calls to wish them a happy wedding, I answered thinking that he needed to be buzzed in, JO took the phone from me and figured out who it was;
8. 7:15am walk over to the 24hr Fitness, where all week I've been getting masseef;
9. 8:40am crash the breakfast at Embassy Suites, had an omelette and fruit;
10. 11:30am lunch with Jason's family;
11. 12:45pm arrive at the chapel;
12. 4pm wedding is over, despite the rumors I did not drop the ring;
13. 4:30pm back at the apartment, tried to nap again in the analgesic chair, but too many things in kicking around in my head;
14. 6pm walked over to the Delta King for the reception;
15. 7:30pm deliver the best man speech, man, I really need to get back into Toastmaster's {thanks to Jason for bringing me to his club meeting earlier this week}
16. 10pm shutdown the dance floor then head over to Backdoor Lounge {the Backdoor is less of a lounge and more of a dance club, I still had more dancing to do, but the two old DJs did let me play the cow bell, some buzzkills on the floor told me to stop}
17. 12am (Sunday) rendezvous with Cadillac Frank, Amy, and Dawn, our party now consisted of them plus Wendy Sue, DB Steve, Brandi, and the Henderbalz {soon after they peaced out, people just can't party like they used to I guess...}, cabbed it over to the Shady Lady where there were a poop tonne of zombies and pirates clogging up the bar {god I hate pirates!}
18. 1am Steve and Brandi peaced out;
19. 2am last call, returned a cell phone to some guy;
20. Got home watched the season finale of BrBa where Heisenberg blew the fae off of the chicken king;
21. 6am up;
22. 9am breakfast at the Delta King;
23. 10:30am gym to do a back work out: did 3 sets of pull ups, TRX rows, and some stretching.

 

If you wanna get on the supplements that allow me to do party like a rockstar, have almost zero muscle soreness and more let me know!

It was really great to finally meet Cadillac Frank and Corey, while having a good time with all the people mentioned above plus Scotty C. When's the pubcrawl Portlandia?!

Midnight Madness

It's always an adventure to walk home down MLK, you are 90% likely to run into a wacko. Case in-point: Saturday night, walking up MLK to catch the 6, had some time after calling the Trimet phone number so I walked up North and came to the Plaid Pantry and I really needed a salty snack, I got a can of Pringles then walked out. I noticed there was a stop right there so I made sure it was for the 6 and ate my chips.

This dude walked up to the stop and said something in a real loud deep voice, I don't know what he said, but it caused me to look up and see a dude with crazy hair like Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Future carrying one of the Portland Recycles reusable grocery bags. He came up to me and said he just got out of Detox and they let him keep his space bag. I didn't understand space bag (I must've shaken my head or cocked it to one side like a dog) and so he came closer and showed me. I thought he was talking about the Franzia boxed wine because it has a 'space' (-slash- futuristic) shiny mylar bag inside of it, on second thought he might have just been referring to the bag that the Bureau of Environmental Services has been giving away.